| A Pricey Guide to That Coveted Unnatural Look
And the answer is: You look terrific, honey. But you'd look even more terrific if you got a facelift, a neck lift, a gum lift, a thread lift, an arm lift, a breast lift, a body lift, liposuction, liposculpture, liposelection, Botox injections, collagen injections, nasolabial injections, fat injections, a tummy tuck, eyelash extensions, a snap-on smile and twice-daily injections of human growth hormone. NewBeauty is a fat, glossy women's magazine that touts the kind of unnatural beauty that can be achieved by cosmetic surgery, cosmetic dentistry and cosmetics that cost $525 because they contain -- believe it or not -- caviar. NewBeauty (there's no space between the words) bills itself as "the world's most unique beauty magazine." And it sure is a lot more uniquer than those stodgy old beauty magazines that never extol the glories of a "complete mouth makeover" or publish the phrase "Think of your breast as an envelope." Surely NewBeauty is the only beauty mag to publish a special 10-page feature titled "Stop Adult Acne," which not only identifies the five types of acne (nodules, pustules, papules .
Ortho Celebrates 75 Years of Partnering With Women
RARITAN, N.J., July 25 /PRNewswire/ -- With the introduction 75 years ago of the first prescription contraceptive, Ortho Women's Health & Urology, a Division of Ortho-McNeil Pharmaceutical, Inc., has been a pioneer in advancing reproductive health. Today, the company begins a year-long celebration to commemorate the 75th anniversary of its continued partnership with women. In conjunction with the anniversary, the Guttmacher Institute will carry out a retrospective analysis of the Female Attitudes and Contraceptive Trends Study (FACTS), conducted annually by Ortho Women's Health & Urology for the last 40 years, to gather women's views about health and birth control. "The average woman has a span of some three decades during which she may consider birth control options," says Michelle Brennan, general manager, Ortho Women's Health & Urology.
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